luv4zion: Bradley Cooper The Hangover

He has piercing eyes, a winning smile, tons of talent – plus, he cooks and speaks French! In this week's special double issue, prepare to swoon over People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2011, Bradley Cooper. With his ice-blue eyes, mussed hair, and lightning-quick wit, Bradley Cooper, 36, has cornered the market on playing cool and confident. But when he learned that People named him this year's Sexiest Man Alive, he says, "I thought I was being Punk'd." This Georgetown grad can whip up gourmet meals, quote Sophocles, and chat breezily in French. And he is close with two special females: His mom, Gloria (his dad Charles, a stockbroker, died in January), and retriever-chow mix Charlotte, both of whom he brought to People's photo shoot.

Wearing the khakis he sported in The Hangover Part II – along with a blue button-down shirt and a twinkle in his eye – he opened up to People at a luxurious estate near his native Philadelphia, where he's filming The Silver Linings Playbook. What of recent sightings of Cooper – who split from Renee Zellweger back in March – with People's World's Most Beautiful cover girl, Jennifer Lopez? "I'm a single 36-year-old male," he says. "I don't see myself as a ladies' man. But I love women. Do you know what I'm saying?" Mais oui! Absolument!

In addition to Cooper, People marks the 26th edition of the iconic Sexiest Man Alive franchise with a "RetroSexual" spread featuring some of TV's funniest guys transported back into time. The men of Saturday Night Live scale heights to channel the 1930s in a recreation of the famous photo of construction workers taking a lunch break on a steel beam high above Manhattan. The men of Cougar Town grease up to channel the 1950s. Brian Van Holt, 42, tells People, "Elvis was the sexiest thing about the '50s. He's the dude. You can't get sexier than Elvis." And the men from Parks and Recreation channel the Rat Pack vibe of the 1960s with tuxedos and cocktails. Aziz Ansari, 28, says, "I love that People dressed sharp then…Guys were trying to take care of themselves and look slick. Now People are such slobs." Chris Pratt, 32, adds, "The coolest thing about that decade was probably Las Vegas, that era of carefree gambling and smoking."

In "Virile & Viral," four hot stars throw themselves into an Internet trend – striking all sorts of wacky poses for the camera. True Blood's seductive cop, Ryan Kwanten, 35, dons a tux to practice "Leisure Diving" into a swimming pool; Vampire Diaries' tortured spirit, Paul Wesley, 29, simulates "Thinkering" a la Rodin's famous statue; Bush singer/guitarist Gavin Rossdale, 46, strikes an "Owling" pose, and Dancing With the Stars pro, Derek Hough, 26, goes "Batmanning" while hanging upside down in gravity boots.

TV funny guys Joel McHale (NBC/Community, E!/The Soup), Ty Burrell (ABC/Modern Family), Seth MacFarlane (FOX/Family Guy), and Kevin Hart (guest star, ABC/Modern Family) created exclusive videos on People.com/funnyisthenewsexy "sexifying" everyday tasks in their own unique laugh-out-loud manner, proving that in 2011, funny IS the new sexy.